At 5:42 p.m., I found my husband in our $18,000 backyard pool with the neighbor who came every Tuesday to “borrow sugar” — and he whispered, “Don’t make a scene.”
PART 3
Russ came back Wednesday at noon with his brother and a plan.
I know it was a plan because Russ had never in his life arrived anywhere with his brother unless something needed lifting.
“Colleen.
Let’s talk.
Like adults.”
“You’re standing on my porch, Russ.
Adults use the doorbell.”
He did not use the doorbell.
He used the reasonable voice — the one he’d used on customers for nineteen years, the one that had sold four hundred trucks to people who couldn’t afford them.
“Yesterday got out of hand.
Both of us.
I’m not proud of it.
But this — the alarm, the neighbors, Todd — you humiliated me in front of the whole street, and now Todd’s talking about my position, and the truck’s gone, and — Colleen, you know I’m under pressure.
You know the quarter’s been bad.”
“I know about the ninety thousand.”
He stopped.
“The HELOC, Russ.
On my house.
With my name on it.
I found it at midnight in the boring drawer.”
His brother looked at him.
“Russ.
What HELOC.”
“Dale, not now — ”
“You told me the boat was a bonus.”
“It was a — Colleen signed for — ”
“I did not sign for a boat,” I said.
“I have never signed for a boat.
My mother told me not to let you sign for me, and I’ve been dumb about a lot of things for thirty-one years, but I listened to that.”
Dale Delaney looked at his brother the way you look at a man who has just told you the lake is shallow while standing in it up to his neck.
“Russ.
Where’s the money.”
Russ did not answer.
Dale left.
Russ stayed on the porch for a while, and then he said the thing he’d come to say, which was that his mother’s eightieth birthday was Saturday, that the whole family would be there, and that “for Mom’s sake” I should come, “act normal,” and “we’ll figure the rest out after.”
“You want me at Marlene’s birthday.”
“She’s expecting you.
She doesn’t know about — any of this.”
“She’ll know Saturday,” I said.
“Because I’m coming.
And I’m bringing the boring drawer.”
Thursday, the pressure came the way it always does — from the soft side.
Russ’s sister called.
Janet.
Kind, church-going, the family’s designated peacemaker.
“Colleen.
Honey.
I heard.
And I’m not defending him.
But he’s sixty.
Thirty-one years.
The alarm — the whole neighborhood — was that really necessary?
Can’t you just… let it go?
For the family?”
“Janet, if a stranger had opened a ninety-thousand-dollar line of credit on your house with a forged signature and spent it on a boat and his girlfriend, would you tell me to let it go?”
A long pause.
“That’s — that’s not — ”
“Why isn’t it?”
She didn’t have an answer.
She did, however, come Saturday, and sit next to me, which I’ll get to.
Friday, Brandi came.
Not to the door.
To the fence — the same fence Mrs. Kowalski had leaned over — at dusk, in a hoodie, without lipstick.
“Colleen.
I need my phone.
And my — my things.
Todd’s changed the locks.”
I had her things.
They were in a paper grocery bag on the porch, folded, with the phone on top, and I had been waiting four days for her to ask, because my mother had also taught me that you do not throw a woman’s clothes in the trash even when she has earned it.
I handed her the bag over the fence.
“Colleen — ”
“Brandi, how many Tuesdays?”
“What?”
“How many.”
She looked at the bag.
“Eleven.”
Eleven.
The camera had seven.
I’d had the side gate camera installed in June.
Four Tuesdays before that, she’d walked through my gate unrecorded, and I had refilled the sugar and thought nothing, because a woman who is being lied to in her own kitchen will explain almost anything to herself in order to keep the kitchen.
“The sugar,” she said.
“I — it started as a joke.
He said you’d never notice.
He said you never notice anything.”
“He was right,” I said.
“For eleven Tuesdays.
Then I noticed everything at once.
It’s a thing older women can do, Brandi.
You’ll find out.”
She took the bag.
At the gate, she turned.
“He told me the house was his.
He said the condo was for after.
He said you’d ‘take a settlement and go quiet.’”
“Did he tell you where the condo money came from?”
She hadn’t known.
I watched her not know.
“Ask Todd,” I said, “to look up what a HELOC is.
He’s in the business.
He’ll explain it.”
Friday night, Mr. Abernathy came across the street with a Tupperware of banana bread and a manila envelope.
“My late wife’s recipe,” he said.
“And this is from my doorbell camera.
Front of your house.
It sees your driveway.
Eleven Tuesdays.
I didn’t know what I was looking at until the siren.
I’d like you to have it, and I’d like to not be asked about it at the block party, if that’s all right.”
“It’s all right.”
“Colleen — ” he stopped at the porch step.
“My Doris used to say a woman who installs her own alarm is a woman who’s already noticed.
I thought about that Tuesday.”
I put the envelope in the boring drawer.
Saturday, I dressed for a birthday.
Blue.
Russ’s mother liked blue.
I put the deed, the HELOC, my mother’s note, and Mr. Abernathy’s envelope in a canvas tote, and I put the sugar canister on top, because I had decided it was coming too.
