BREAKING NEWS 📱Maximum Global Alert: War Begins
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What’s up, gossipy and, until recently, misinformed internet gang!

If just a few minutes ago you felt your blood pressure drop, your breath short, and a vibe heavier than a cheap mezcal hangover permeate the air, you weren’t crazy. It was the collective shock, the simultaneous “¡Ay, gĂŒey!” of millions of Mexicans and Latinos receiving the same damn notification on their screens.

There it was, blinking with that familiar red urgency, the text that froze our blood and made us spit out our coffee:  â€œBREAKING  NEWS Maximum Global Alert: The  war begins
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That damn “
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